One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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