They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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