I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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