I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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