Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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