wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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