There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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