shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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