We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Your cock deserves a montage
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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