just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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