you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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