this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have post one night stand depression
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