People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My cat gives me a boner
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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