Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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