He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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