I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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