I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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