she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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