Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
