yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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