I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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