Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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