I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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