Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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