doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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