Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I cockslap morals
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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