You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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