yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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