is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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