So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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