I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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