I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just pynch a tree in the face
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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