Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
