your thong is hanging out like whoa
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I came so hard my ears popped.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
