She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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