He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
