Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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