When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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