i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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