I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
