she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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