Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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