Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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