road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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