we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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