woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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