You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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