please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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