i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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