Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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