HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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