is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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