Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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