Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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