Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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