i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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