: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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