We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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