Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you would pick up someone in the library
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Mom said you looked used
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I have tasted many bathrooms
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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