On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
